Speaking of...
snow, it'd be kind of neat if it were flammable, too.

If you mix
pasta and antepasta, does it cause a total annihilation reaction that destroys the restaurant?

Hey, how come...
more things don't come in barrels?

All I ask
is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.

And then...
the yaks began arriving....

I think...
Swiss cheese should be our national bird, don't you?

If it...
can't be done against the grain, then it's not worth doing.

Don't get mad...
get furious!
Linkles

My Other Stuff

  • Best Impressions
    This is a commercial site I did for a local sewing business. Check out my first attempt at professional web design! (Also, buy something!)
  • NSCS at Penn State
    A rather lively (as in alive, as in so constantly updated that it make my head spin) site I did and am doing for the National Society of Collegiate Scholars. This is where most of my attention has been focused for the last few months; come here if you want to see the realization of my current principles of web design as relating to organization, navigability, appearance, and compatibility with all browsers (not just the major ones). Heck, it'll even work with Lynx!


Mac Stuff

  • MacInTouch
    Here's what I use to keep posted, updated daily.
  • Mac OS Rumors
    It's remarkable the way news pops up here one day and follows on MacInTouch the next....
  • MacFixIt
    Yes, even the most reliable computers on earth have an occasional glitch. Get the latest scoop on bugs and conflicts here, such as that great Word 98 bug where pieces of random files on your HD get distributed with your Word documents.
  • Apple's Mac OS Site
    OS 8.5 is dandy, but I'm already drooling over Rhapsody!
  • The ULTIMATE Macintosh
    It's all here. Over 1.5 million served.
  • Mac on the Net
    Mac Internet essentials. Everyone of any importance needs these.
  • Info-Mac HyperArchive
    Here you can get just about any piece of Mac shareware out there.


Funny Stuff


Unfunny Stuff

  • HTML 4.0 Reference
    Offers a good quick reference of HTML tags. An earlier version of this document got me going on this site.
  • ticalc.org
    The best site for the best-supported calculator out there, the TI-85, as well as for all the other TI models.


People To Spit On

  • Dopey
    My other third. I had to keep this site secret from him while it was under development just to get a head start. Dopey doesn't maintain his site that often, as he gets paid now for designing them for other people. Lucky snork.
  • MacTek
    A friend from IRC who shares my writing style and passion for general oddness. She had the audacity to steal my site's layout. The nerve!



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